Author: Chris Jenkins

Following Revelations that Life Expectancy in Gaza is Better than in Scotland, Humza Yousaf Pledges to Spend at Least 5% of His Time Working on Scotland Instead of Tweeting About Palestine

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 10 January 2024 | Latest News, UK News

Humza Yousaf, Scotland’s Justice Secretary and social media enthusiast, has announced a...

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Former Harvard President Claudine Gay Insists Critics of Her Plagiarism Are Racist

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 9 January 2024 | Latest News, World News

“Stealing is part of my culture and anyone who says otherwise is racist. Oh wait…”

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Rishi Sunak Didn’t Realise He’d Met Dominic Cummings Due to ‘Bad Eyesight’

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 8 January 2024 | Latest News, UK News

Rishi Sunak recently confessed that he failed to recognize his former Downing Street colleague...

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Hillary Clinton Refers to Epstein Client List as the ‘Terminal List’ While Her Friends Laugh Nervously

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 5 January 2024 | Latest News, World News

Hillary Clinton reportedly referred to Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous client list as the...

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LGBTQ+ to Have an “H” Added Which Will Stand for “Hamas”

Posted by Chris Jenkins | 4 January 2024 | Latest News, World News

The LGBTQ+ alphabet soup is getting a new ingredient: an “H” for “Hamas.”...

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