Rishi vs Suella Confirmed for UFC 296, with Rishi Convinced His Special Move of “Stabbing People in the Back” Will Win Him the Title
Rishi Sunak and Suella Braverman are set to settle their differences not in the hallowed halls of...
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Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF Wants
In a seismic revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Westminster, Prime...
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Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign”
In a dazzling display of mental gymnastics, former Cabinet minister Suella Braverman has announced...
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Football Association to Ban ‘Right Wing’ Position for a “More Inclusive Game”
“Players With A Preference For The Opposite Of Left” preferred new term
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Theresa May Named as Rishi’s Brexit Minister
“This sends out a strong and stable message – Brexit means Brexit”
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“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
