Jeremy Corbyn Handed the Freedom of the City of Gaza by Hamas
“We’re proud to acknowledge Jeremy’s lifelong work to our cause”
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Labour Health Spokesman: “Imagine How Much Worse Gaza’s Al-Shifa Hospital Would Be If It Was Privatised”
The Labour Party’s Health Spokesman has suggested that Gaza’s Al-Shifa Hospital would...
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Farage Has Already Stopped Small Boats Arriving on Shore of Celebrity Jungle
Nigel Farage has achieved what seemed impossible: putting an end to small boats reaching the...
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Tories Scrape an Actual Barrel
A literal, physical barrel has been brought in to be scraped by Rishi Sunak’s advisors, just in case it works, sources close to the PM confirm
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David Cameron Hoping New Government Role Will Be Stepping Stone To ‘I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!’
Former Prime Minister David Cameron is reportedly eyeing a new Foreign Secretary role not for the...
Read More- As Home Office Grants Asylum to 50,000 Men Who Fled War Zones, Spare a Thought for the Women and Children Who Stayed Behind to Fight
The Home Office has proudly announced the granting of asylum to 50,000 men who valiantly fled war zones,… Read more: As Home Office Grants Asylum to 50,000 Men Who Fled War Zones, Spare a Thought for the Women and Children Who Stayed Behind to Fight - Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF Wants
In a seismic revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Westminster, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak… Read more: Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF Wants - Hitler to Join Harvard Faculty: “According to Critical Race Theory, the Holocaust is OK Depending on the Context”
"It's the only place I can express my ideas without getting into trouble - Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign”
In a dazzling display of mental gymnastics, former Cabinet minister Suella Braverman has announced plans to deliver a… Read more: Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign” - Two Months On: Queers For Palestine Shocked to Learn There Are Still Zero Queers in Palestine
“We at least thought they’d have found a few non-binary terrorists by now…” - Football Association to Ban ‘Right Wing’ Position for a “More Inclusive Game”
“Players With A Preference For The Opposite Of Left” preferred new term - Theresa May Named as Rishi’s Brexit Minister
“This sends out a strong and stable message – Brexit means Brexit” - “They’ll Be Back!” Now it’s the Zerminator
The Terminator “to get trans reboot” - BBC Declares Hamas a “Mostly Peaceful Terrorist Organization”“This compromise heralds a learning moment - and shows we listened”
- “We’re Gonna Need More Testicles!”
Australia Suffers Bush Tucker Shortage as Farage Continues on I'm A Celebrity
