Man Who Voted Leave To Get the Muslims Out Shocked To Find Out That Muslims Don’t Actually Come From Luxembourg
In a twist that could rival even the most unexpected plot twists in political history, a man who...
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Author: Chris Jenkins
James O’Brien To Sponsor Range Of Wet Wipes That Fall Apart As Soon As You Open The Packet
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Vegetable Farmer Furious About Retracted EU Lettuce Regulation. Insists He Voted Romaine
Local vegetable farmer Herb Greenberg finds himself in a bitter brouhaha with the European Union...
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Precisely Zero Steven Seagal Movies Identified As Suitable for LGBTQ+ Remakes
“It’s literally impossible to make Half Past Dead inclusive!”
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Advertising Standards Agency Pledges To “Ban All White, Heterosexual Men From TV Ads By 2030”
“We’ve purged most whites and straights – but there’s still work to do.”
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Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
