Rumours Reporter Cathy Newman Now Dating Andrew Tate
She is reported as saying, “so what you’re saying is I’m a bad, bad girl.”
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Keir Starmer Finally Announces Policies “Exactly The Same As The Conservatives, But With More Pride Flags”
Keir Starmer, leader of the Labour Party, has unveiled his bold new strategy for winning over...
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Trump Unveils Plans To Create New State-of-the-Art Official Presidential Residence In His Georgian Jail
In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits’ heads spinning faster than a CNN...
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Fury As Sadiq Khan Pledges To Cap Upcoming Formula 1 Silverstone Heat To 20mph Limit For A “Cleaner, Greener, More Inclusive F1”
“We can’t have one rule for Lewis Hamilton and one for everybody else”
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Free “Trump-Style Mugshot” With Every ULEZ Ticket
Sadiq Khan bribes conservatives with “selfie sweetener.”
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