Civil Servants Accuse Suella Braverman Of Hanging Toilet Paper In The “Under” Instead Of “Over” Position
Mainstream media: “this is the most momentous geopolitical scandal since Boris Johnson ate a slice of cake at work.”
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Author: Jessica Stanley
After Hearing That Pedestrians Are Angry at His Policies, Trump Vows to Bomb ‘Pedestria’
former President Donald Trump has taken an unexpected stance after learning of pedestrians’...
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Feminists Get “Scores Girls” Banned from Darts, Finally Allowing Feminists to Enjoy the Sport
Feminists have successfully campaigned for the removal of “scores girls” from the...
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Wimbledon: Female Players Demand Equal Pay Despite Doing 3/5 the Work and Attracting 1/10 the Audience
“It’s time to smash tennis’s gender pay gap by penalising the much more proficient and popular men,” says AETC chief
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Harry And Meghan Caught In Near Catastrophic Two Hour Lie In New York
Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle have been caught in what can only be described as a...
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June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
