Dancing the Macarena Added to Police Induction Training
“Ability to communicate with LGBTQ+ community vastly improved via the medium of dance”
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Author: Jessica Stanley
Sadiq Khan to Install Pollution Sensors on Every London Child
Minors to “monitor traffic fumes in real time to boost ULEZ network”
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Feminists “Happy to Revert to Traditional Gender Roles” as WWIII Approaches
“Actually, doing the dishes suddenly has a huge appeal”
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Office Worker Fired for Sighing: “Isn’t Every Day Trans Visibility Awareness Day?”
HR Manager: “I was only saying the quiet part out loud”
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Rats in Houses of Parliament Complain of “Infestation of Politicians”
“All they do is eat, squawk, fart, and sleep. The MPs aren’t much better”
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“How did she get so bitter and twisted?” - Study: Oat Milk to Blame for Declining IQ
“Either that, or it’s just the dumbest people who drink the stuff” - Survey Scientifically Proves 100% of Anti-Racists Are Actually Racists
“Antisemitism & hatred of whites” key drivers - Rwanda Declares Britain an Unsafe Country
Machete gangs & an excess of Hamas supporters prompts Kigali to act - Starmer Pledges to Double BBC Licence Fee “As a Thank You for Helping Labour Get Elected”
Sir Keir: “All of their tireless campaigning should rightfully be rewarded” - Hamas Agrees to Execute Pro-Palestinian Protestors Last When Caliphate Comes
Ayatollah: “We’ll thank them by letting them live slightly longer” - Irish Who Didn’t Want Hard Border During Brexit Suddenly Want A Hard Border Due To Asylum Seekers
Under-fire Irish Premier: "This totally isn't the same thing" - Dinghies Stopped Overnight as Football Lads Deployed to Dover Beaches
“Asylum seekers took one look, and scarpered back to France” - Brits Unanimously Vote to Deport All Politicians to Rwanda
“We’ll even have a whip around for the airfare, lads!” - Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Drama
Kop gaffer’s “chilling and uncanny” similarity to Dr Death made him "natural choice for role"
