Study Finds No Members of Socialist Worker’s Party Actually Work
“Group made up entirely of students, jobless & the comfortably retired”
It’ll Be All White On The Night!
“Whites-only” comedy show planned “to combat woke”
Conservative Party to Rebrand as None Of The Above Party
CCHQ: “With ‘none of the above’ polling highest, this makes sense”
British Man Who Wakes from 10-Year Coma Asks If He Can Be Sedated Again
“Britain’s rubbish. Please, put me back under!”
Iconic Landmark Gets Makeover “to Be More Welcoming to LGBTQ+ Asylum Seekers”
An iconic landmark is set to undergo a makeover to become more "welcoming" to LGBTQ+ asylum...
“Give Kate a Break!” Cries Newspaper That’s Published 85 Articles About Princess This Week
“She deserves privacy – click here for more”
“We Must Build Bridges, Not Walls!” Says Mayor Who’s Built Anti-Terror Walls on Most of London’s Bridges
Sadiq Khan: Barriers ‘mainly installed to deter the Far Right’
Straight, White, Middle-Aged Man Who Declares as Trans Finally Gets Promoted After 46 Failed Attempts
“If only I’d thought of this before!”
BBC Issues “Blackface Warnings” on Documentary for 40th Anniversary of Coal Miner’s Strike
“White men blacked up is not OK”
Government Declares White, Working Class Football Fans “Far Right Terror Groups”
“We must stamp out Fascism United!”
