Survey Shows Nobody Who Supports Socialist Worker Actually Works
Poll: Group consists solely of unemployed, students & comfortably retired
Labour Party Sets Up Membership Stalls at All Major Dinghy Landing Sites
“Refugees are welcome – to vote for Sir Keir Starmer!”
Study Shows “100% Correlation Between Blue Hair and Unbridled Idiocy”
Poll: “To a he, she and them, they’re all morons”
Cross-Channel Dinghies Get LGBTQ+ Makeover
Offers of “rooms for refugees” soars in Brighton area
Muslim War Memorial: The Only War Memorial That Won’t Require Police Protection During Pro-Palestine Marches
Met Police: “Look on the bright side, all the rest get trampled on”
Palace to Quash Royal Health Fears by Driving Around Waxwork Dummy of Kate Middleton in a Land Rover
Buckingham Palace has unveiled its latest tactic to dispel any concerns about the health of Kate...
Man Turns Off News and Puts on Serial Killer Documentary to Relax
Local man Dave Henderson decided he'd had enough of the stress-inducing news cycle and opted for...
Conservatives’ New Election Poster Will Simply Show the Labour Front Bench
“All we have to do is ask people if they want these people running the country and they will realise how much worse things could be.”
Gary Lineker “to Marry ISIS Bride Shamima Begum”
She Gets to Come Home, Gary Gets to Make a BBC Documentary
Government to Erect £1 Million LGBTQ+ War Memorial Statue
Part of Government’s “Queers At War” Programme
