BBC Launches New Gameshow: “The Great Dinghy Challenge”
Auntie Pays Illegals to “Beat the System and Make it to Britain”
OFCOM Slams BBC as Lone Conservative Voter Slips into Leader’s Debate Audience
Auntie: “We Don’t Know How This Fascist Got There. It Won’t Happen Again”
Gareth Southgate Comes Out as Trans to Avoid the Sack
FA: “They/Them is a true football untouchable”
British Man Disappears in Tenerife “To Avoid the General Election”
“Can you please come and rescue me when it’s all over?”
BBC Puts Tampon Machines in Men’s Toilets “To Avoid Triggering Trans Employees”
Taxpayer-Funded “Manpons” to Appease LGBTQ+ Staff
BBC Places Straight White Men on Endangered Species List
“Their time is numbered… Apart from David Attenborough, who’s untouchable”
Green Party: “Hamas Has a Lower Carbon Footprint Than Israel”
“Say What You Like About Hamas, They Are Green Pioneers…”
Previously Undiscovered Amazonian Tribesman Declares: “Keir Starmer’s Dad Was a Toolmaker”
Village elder: “Word reached us even here of this little-known fact…”
Daily Mail Blames Hitler’s Rise on Nigel Farage
“It’s clear Hitler was inspired by Farage. Even though he wasn’t born…”
Starmer: “A Woman Cannot Have a Penis. Apart from at Weekends”
“Or during Pride month. Then, it’s complicated…”
