Summer Is Hot. Climate Change Blamed.
As temperatures soar during the scorching summer months, the issue of climate change once again...
Boris Johnson Claims Partygate Was “Just a Prank, Bro” and Launches Joint TikTok Account with Mizzy
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has come forward with a controversial statement regarding the...
Donald Trump Threatens to Give Ron DeSantis ‘Massive Wedgie’.
“Many people are saying ‘Trump should give him a wedgie’, and it’s very interesting”, says Trump
Investigation Finds That Discrimination Experienced By Meghan Markle Is Entirely Due to Her Personality Not Her Skin Colour
A comprehensive investigation has unearthed a ground-breaking revelation regarding the...
Keir Starmer Says Donations From Just Stop Oil Aren’t A Conflict of Interest As He Dyes His Hair Pink And Glues Himself To A Road In Westminster
Sir Keir Starmer, the leader of the UK's Labour Party, dismissed any notion of conflict of...
Following Arrest, Nicola Sturgeon Suddenly Changes Mind About Placing Male Rapists In Female Prisons For Some Reason
Nicola Sturgeon, the now former Scottish First Minister, has left the public astounded by a sudden...
Liberal Parent Who Forced Her Toddler To Look At Naked Man’s Behind At Pride Parade insists It Must Be The Right Thing To Do “Because Conservatives Don’t Like It”
A progressive parent has defended her decision to subject her innocent toddler to the sight of a...
Partygate Inquiry Insists It’s Definitely Not A Witch Hunt As They Tie Boris’s Hands And Feet Together And Throw Him Into A Village Pond To See If He Floats
The ongoing Partygate inquiry took a peculiar twist as officials vehemently denied any claims of a...
Sturgeon Denies Charges of Financial Corruption During Press Conference on Diamond-Encrusted Motorhome
Nicola Sturgeon, former leader of the Scottish National Party (SNP), vehemently denied all charges...
Women Are Funny! Eddie Izzard Voted One Of The World’s Best Stand-Ups
In a delightful twist that defies stereotypes and celebrates the comedic brilliance of women, the...