They Jude: Beatles Classics Renamed to Reflect “More Inclusive Pronouns”
The ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Four: “She/He/They Loves You – whoever you are”
Leftwing Twitter User Admits He’s Never Actually Been on Mastodon
“I thought it was just something you pretended to have to look left-wing, like pronouns”
Oxford Revealed as Worst Place To Live In Britain
The 15-minute city “overrun by liberals, vegans, students and militant cyclists”
White Man Overlooked for Promotion 25 Times Finally Becomes CEO After Identifying as Black Woman
Brave boss: “I wish I’d have thought of this years ago, TBH”
Holidaying Brits Stuck at Calais Urged to “Avoid Ferry Delays by Taking Illegal Rubber Dinghies”
“Throw your passports in the Channel. You’ll be welcomed as heroes, and be given free hotels and stuff”
Drag Queen Story Time Closes After Government Outlaws Adults Stripping in Front of Children
“It was never really about the stories,” confesses artiste Ivor Biggun
Man Admits to Wearing Facemask Alone in Car to Prevent Licking Windows
A man was spotted driving alone in his car wearing a facemask, prompting onlookers to question his...
Academic Refuses to Condemn Nigerian Royal Family for Being “Totally Black” After Blasting British Royal Family for Being “Totally White”
“It’s totally not the same thing,” says Dr Sheena Slobuma
Anti-Racist Groups Express Outrage as Racism Declines
Charity boss: “Racism is everywhere – with more government funding we’ll prove it!”
Conspiracy Theorist Insists Organisation That Couldn’t Cover Up Watergate Recording Devices Also Covered Up Faked Moon Landings
Rick Johnson, a local conspiracy theorist, has demonstrated a remarkable display of cognitive...
