Comet To Strike Earth: Brexit To Blame
“We’d be safer from asteroids if we were still in the EU,” blasts Professor Heinz Fokker. “Bloody Brexit!”
St George’s Day To Be Renamed “That Day When Liberals Endlessly Point Out That St George Wasn’t Even English”
“And his dragon was probably Welsh!” says activist India Smugly-Overbite
New Starmer Attack Ad Blames Sunak For The Bubonic Plague, World Famine
“Do you think millions dying is funny? Rishi Sunak does!”
Man Who Thinks Jews Control The Media Has To Admit The Wide Variety Of High Quality Options Means They’ve Done A Pretty Good Job
In a surprising turn of events, local conspiracy theorist John Smith had to admit that the Jews,...
“Thomas The Trans Engine” To Hit Screens As Children’s Classic Gets LGBTQ+ Makeover
Fat Controller also rebadged as new “body diversity champion”
Gary Lineker To “Significantly Upscale Virtuous Tweets” As Details Of His Tax Return Set To Be Published
“Forget the smokescreen. It’s time to deploy the wokesecreen!”
Elon Musk To Introduce New Pronoun Tax After Monthly $7 Blue Tick Tax “Failed To Purge Liberals From Platform”
Billionaire blasts: “She/him/they will not be welcome!”
Political Historian “Staggered” SNP Didn’t Demand A Second Vote After Hamza Yousaf Wins By A 52-48 Margin
Professor: “The SNP accepting an election result is totally unprecedented”
Conservative Man Dismayed To Learn That Muslim Immigrant Has Exactly The Same Views On LGBTQQIP2SAA Issues As Him
In a surprising turn of events, a conservative man was left reeling after discovering that a...
Man Charged With Non Crime Hate Crime After Liberal Overhears Him Saying “I Could Murder A Curry”
“My silence would be compliance,” says Willow Baxter-Norris, 24, from Bristol
