In a shocking move, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has announced that he will be introducing a new pronoun tax on his social media platform after the monthly $7 Blue Tick tax failed to purge liberals from the platform.

The new pronoun tax will require users to pay a fee every time they use a pronoun that is not in line with Musk’s personal beliefs. The tax will start at $1 per use and will increase exponentially for each subsequent offense.

Musk, who has been a vocal critic of political correctness and cancel culture, stated that the new tax is necessary to combat the rising tide of liberal extremism and to ensure that his platform remains a safe space for all viewpoints.

“We need to take a stand against the woke mob and their attempts to silence dissenting opinions,” Musk said in a statement. “The new pronoun tax will help us do just that by ensuring that users are held accountable for their words and their actions.”

The announcement has sparked widespread controversy, with many calling the move a violation of free speech and an attack on marginalized communities.

“This is outrageous and completely unacceptable,” one user said. “It’s a clear attempt to silence people who don’t share Musk’s views and to create an echo chamber for conservative voices.”

Despite the backlash, Musk has remained firm in his commitment to the new pronoun tax, stating that it is necessary to protect the integrity of his platform and to ensure that all users feel safe and respected.

So let this be a warning to all of us: in the age of cancel culture and political correctness, even the most powerful voices can be silenced if they dare to speak out against the prevailing orthodoxy. But with brave and visionary leaders like Elon Musk leading the charge, there is hope that we can push back against the forces of censorship and create a world where free speech and diverse perspectives are valued and protected.