Guardian Proves “Conclusively” That Boris Is Just Like Hitler
“The Fuhrer drank coffee. And so did Boris. The evidence is irrefutable,” claims outraged columnist Ooh Fook-Yu
Conservative Man Boycotting Products Advertised By Trans Starves To Death
A conservative man who made the decision to boycott products advertised by a transgender...
Who Want To Be A Millionaire: Starmer Falls At First Hurdle When Asked ‘What Is A Woman?’
“Erm, it’s complicated… can I phone a friend?”
BBC Drops Obituary Section Over Lack Of Diversity Among Dead Britons
“It’s simply unacceptable that in 2023 more famous octogenarians aren’t BAME”
Biden Apologises Over “Black And Tans” Gaffe – “I Thought They Were Talking About White House Hiring Policy”
In a recent press conference, President Joe Biden issued a heartfelt apology for a comment he made...
Western Conservative Who Spends Whole Life Getting Called A Nazi Refuses To Support Ukraine Because Someone Called Them Nazis
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, a Western conservative who has spent their entire life...
Isle Of Man To Be Rebranded As “Isle Of They/Them” In Bid To Attract LGBTQ+ Tourists
Tourism chief: “We need to end “heteronormative stereotypes” in place names
Sadiq Khan Accidentally Calls Hitler “Far-Right” In Rare Correct Use Of Term
London Mayor Sadiq Khan made a rare and surprising statement yesterday when he accidentally...
