Disney has announced plans to rename its beloved classic, “101 Dalmatians,” to “101 Albanians” in a bid to draw attention to what they perceive as “racist Tory immigration policy.” This revolutionary change promises to bring new life to a cherished tale while delivering a scathing critique of current political trends.

In this revamped story, Pongo and Perdita, the Dalmatian parents, will become Peter and Penelope, two Albanian immigrants seeking refuge from their war-torn homeland. Cruella de Vil, the infamous fur-loving villain, will transform into Cruella de Brexit, a staunch advocate for border control.

Disney’s decision is nothing short of ingenious, as it transforms a heartwarming tale of spotted puppies into a searing commentary on the alleged prejudices of the Tory government. Instead of 101 Dalmatian puppies, the plot will revolve around 101 Albanian children who must outsmart Cruella de Brexit’s attempts to deport them and secure a brighter future in the United Kingdom.

Critics argue that Disney’s move might be seen as a bit too on-the-nose, but the studio is resolute in its mission to use every platform to drive home its political message. Expect catchy musical numbers like “A Whole New Border Fence” and “Can You Feel the Immigration Points Tonight?”

In a post-screening interview, one Disney executive stated, “We believe in the power of storytelling to spark important conversations. What better way to address immigration issues than by reimagining adorable puppies as persecuted refugees? It’s a masterpiece of modern political commentary.”

The film’s release is highly anticipated, as it promises to provide viewers with a unique blend of nostalgia, political satire, and a reminder that sometimes, in the world of entertainment, everything is not quite as it seems. Disney’s “101 Albanians” is set to be a classic in its own right, with a message that will resonate far beyond the Disney kingdom.