White Actor Desperate for All This Diversity Stuff to End So He Can Get a Role in an Advert Again
“I just want to be in one advert that isn’t for domestic violence or gambling awareness”
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Home Office to Review Migrant Accommodation After It’s Revealed That an Asylum Seeker Was Kept Awake by a Pea Under Several Mattresses
It has been uncovered that an asylum seeker endured a night of torment, all thanks to a...
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COVID Receives Counselling from MC Hammer on How to Deal with Being a One Hit Wonder
“We thought the new variant would be a smash but nobody’s buying it”
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Trump Shocked to See Democrats Actually Try to Steal the Election and Now Worried What Other Crazy Stuff He Said Will Come True
Former President Donald Trump is reportedly flabbergasted to witness Democrats taking a page out...
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UN: “When a Comet Strikes Earth, Black People Will Be Worst Affected”
“The disproportionate impact of people of colour will prove ‘space racism’”
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Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
