“I’m Not A Rejoiner In Disguise!” Says Keir Starmer While Wearing An EU-Coloured Hat
Starmer: “I want to get Brexit done! Honest…”
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Author: Chris Jenkins
In Bold Attempt To Show He Is Equally Exciting As Trump, Biden Refocuses Campaign Around New Impeachment Enquiry: “Come On Man, I’m Cool Too!”
President Joe Biden has decided to shake things up and prove that he’s just as exciting as...
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Hollywood Writers Strike In Jeopardy As Studio Bosses Work Out How To Clumsily Crowbar LGBTQ Propaganda Into Scripts
The impending Hollywood writers strike is now hanging in the balance, as studio executives...
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Gary Glitter Regrets Not Criticising the Pfizer Jab So He Can Pretend The Establishment Is Shutting Him Down
Former glam rock star Gary Glitter, best known for his hit song “Rock and Roll (Part...
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Russell Brand Announces Plan to Change Gender So He Can Be Sent to a Women’s Prison
British comedian and commentator Russell Brand has declared his intention to undergo a gender...
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“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
