Nigel Farage Announces New Bank with Bus Ad Claiming New Customers Can Withdraw Up To £350 Million A Week
Nigel Farage, the prominent Brexit advocate and former politician, has revealed his latest venture...
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Suella Braverman’s Relaunched Refugee Barge To Boast New Gym, Hydrotherapy Centre, And Swarovski Interiors
Suella Braverman has announced the relaunch of her “Refugee Barge” project, now with...
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Disney To Rename 101 Dalmatians “101 Albanians” To Highlight “Racist Tory Immigration Policy”
Disney has announced plans to rename its beloved classic, “101 Dalmatians,” to...
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HS2 Costs “To Exceed Entire Chinese Power Station Budget For 2023”
“Xi builds two power stations per week. No HS2 trains have left London. Euston, we have a problem”
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Dept of Transport: “We can’t be any more specific at this stage.”
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