Antifa to be classified as “Mostly Peaceful Terrorists”
CIA chief: “Sure, there are a few bad apples – but their diversity is their strength”
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Author: Chris Jenkins
SNP Bans Cash In The Attic As Title Deemed “Too Close To Reality” For Sturgeon’s Shamed Party
“This show might bias any ongoing police investigation into alleged financial wrongdoing”
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Man Who Thinks Jews Control The Media Has To Admit The Wide Variety Of High Quality Options Means They’ve Done A Pretty Good Job
In a surprising turn of events, local conspiracy theorist John Smith had to admit that the Jews,...
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Gary Lineker To “Significantly Upscale Virtuous Tweets” As Details Of His Tax Return Set To Be Published
“Forget the smokescreen. It’s time to deploy the wokesecreen!”
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Conservative Man Dismayed To Learn That Muslim Immigrant Has Exactly The Same Views On LGBTQQIP2SAA Issues As Him
In a surprising turn of events, a conservative man was left reeling after discovering that a...
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June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig” - Yvette Cooper Horrified to Discover She’s Expected to Be the Home Secretary for British People as Well as Illegal Immigrants
"But I Hate British People and Only Like Migrants," She Complains
