Steve Bray Named As Poster Boy For New NHS “Just Say No To Booze” Campaign
Slogan: “B***ocks to Breakfast Beers!” cited to launch new “cautionary” stay-sober drive
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Author: Daniel Hercraft
New ‘None Of The Above Party’ Sweeps To Shock Poll Lead
“None of the above? Where do I sign up!” cry millions of British voters
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Tory MP Prepares “And You Thought You Had No Money Left!” Note to Incoming Labour Government
“Labour left a mere £811 billion national debt. We’ve racked up £2.6 trillion! Get in!”
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Sadiq Khan To Star As Scrooge In Labour’s Xmas Panto: Promises To Tax Even Tiny Tim’s Pocket Money
“His bah-humbug attitude to pensioners and motorists made him a shoo-in for the role”
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Labour MPs Who Demanded Lockdowns That Destroyed the Economy Angry There’s No Money Left To Bribe Voters
Labour MPs who fervently championed lockdowns as the solution to the pandemic are now reportedly...
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