Sadiq Khan Defends 20mph Speed Limit Rollout With Threats To “Make It 10mph If You Keep Whining”
Mayor Sadiq Khan has taken a bold stance on the controversial 20mph speed limit rollout, issuing a...
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Author: Daniel Hercraft
Lizzo In Hot Water For Fat-Shaming Her Backup Dancers. Claims “There’s Only Room On The Stage For One Overweight Girl, And I Mean That Quite Literally”
The self-proclaimed advocate for body positivity, Lizzo, is finding herself embroiled in...
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Marcus Rashford Decides To Stop Trying To Dodge Taxes And Instead Just Dive To The Ground Clutching His Ankle When A Tax Inspector Comes Near Him
Footballer and social advocate Marcus Rashford has announced his decision to replace his tactical...
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After Saturating The Fatty Snack Market, Gary Lineker To Use His Status As A Trusted Sports Star To Sell Cigars And Crack To Children
It seems that former footballer and crisp enthusiast Gary Lineker has set his sights on a new...
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BBC Declares Every Month To Be Pride Month In Final Push To Eradicate Bigotry
“The Far Right don’t stop for 11 months of the year – and nor should we,” says Auntie spokesperson
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