Revealed: RSPB Staff Made Up Entirely Of Great Tits
Leaked memo: “Being a Tory-hating Tit is essential for all staff members.”
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Author: Gemma Uwale
Sadiq Khan Accused Of Hushing Scientists Who Questioned Impact Of ULEZ Policies; Khan Insists We Should Trust The Science™, Not Actual Scientists
Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, has come under fire for allegedly silencing scientists who dared...
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British Army Astonished By Lack Of Recruitment: “We Don’t Understand It – We Put Lots Of Transgenders In The Adverts And Told Everyone To Feel Bad About Their Country”
The British Army finds itself scratching its collective head as recruitment numbers continue to...
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Lionesses’ World Cup Achievements Brought Into Question After It’s Revealed They Were Playing Against Women, Which Is Much Easier
Concerns are being raised about Lionesses’ World Cup achievements after an earth-shattering...
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“Just Stop Oil” Partners With Gulf Of Aden-Based Somali Pirates In New Hands-On Bid To Combat Fossil Fuels
the environmental crusaders at “Just Stop Oil” have unveiled a groundbreaking...
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