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Survey Scientifically Proves 100% of Anti-Racists ...
Posted by Gemma Uwale | May 10, 2024 | Latest News, World News
Hamas Agrees to Execute Pro-Palestinian Protestors...
Posted by Gemma Uwale | May 8, 2024 | Latest News, World News
Hamas Withdraws from Gaza After Ceasefire Demand f...
Posted by Chris Jenkins | May 3, 2024 | Latest News, UK News, World News
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Study: Oat Milk to Blame for Declining IQ
by Chris Jenkins | May 10, 2024 | Latest News, World News
“Either that, or it’s just the dumbest people who drink the stuff”
Survey Scientifically Proves 100% of Anti-Racists Are Actually Racists
by Gemma Uwale | May 10, 2024 | Latest News, World News
“Antisemitism & hatred of whites” key drivers
Hamas Agrees to Execute Pro-Palestinian Protestors Last When Caliphate Comes
by Gemma Uwale | May 8, 2024 | Latest News, World News
Ayatollah: “We’ll thank them by letting them live slightly longer”
Hamas Withdraws from Gaza After Ceasefire Demand from Brighton Gender Studies Student
by Chris Jenkins | May 3, 2024 | Latest News, UK News, World News
Hamas, the militant group in control of the Gaza Strip, has announced their withdrawal from the...
Support for Dinghies Surges as Asylum Seekers “Bring in Duty-Free Booze & Cigs”
by Chris Jenkins | May 2, 2024 | Latest News, World News
“If we can’t stop the boats, we may as well save dosh on French plonk”
“Does My Bomb Look Big in This?”
by Chris Jenkins | Apr 30, 2024 | Latest News, World News
New Super-Sized Burqa Promises “to Conceal Even the Biggest Suicide Bomb”
Eco Warrior Saves the Planet on Earth Day by Lecturing Others on TikTok for 14 Hours
by Chris Jenkins | Apr 29, 2024 | Latest News, World News
Multiple Apple devices/platforms deployed from comfort of parent’s £1million Oxford stack
National Trust to Install “Dunce Rooms” for White People at All Historic Properties
by Gemma Uwale | Apr 26, 2024 | Latest News, World News
“It’s important white people feel shame for their historic wrongdoings”
BBC: Israel to be renamed “Openly Jewish Israel”
by Chris Jenkins | Apr 24, 2024 | Latest News, World News
“It’s time to end the confusion: Israel is, in fact, openly Jewish”
Dancing the Macarena Added to Police Induction Training
by Jessica Stanley | Apr 19, 2024 | Latest News, UK News, World News
“Ability to communicate with LGBTQ+ community vastly improved via the medium of dance”
Adam & Steve to Replace Adam & Eve in Updated “Gay Bible”
by Chris Jenkins | Apr 19, 2024 | Latest News, World News
Three Wise Men’s gifts to include scatter cushions, moisturiser & scented candles
Feminists “Happy to Revert to Traditional Gender Roles” as WWIII Approaches
by Jessica Stanley | Apr 16, 2024 | Latest News, World News
“Actually, doing the dishes suddenly has a huge appeal”
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