Britain Tops Sunday Times “Best Places To Live For Illegal Immigrants” List
Free housing, endless benefits & zero chance of deportation cited as perks
Labour Promises “A Magic Money Tree for Every Town”
“If elected, your money woes will end – as if by magic!”
Rwanda Plan: Government “Inundated” with Brits Wanting to Leave
“A free house for five years, a £3000 lump sum and guaranteed work? Count me in!”
Man Avoids Stressing About the Range of Electric Cars by Simply Not Buying an Electric Car
“It’s amazing: I simply fill up with petrol and go”
Red Meat Eaters Put on Government’s Terror Watch List
“We’ve got a beef with their eco vandalism”
Meghan Markle “Recovering Well” After Blanket Media Coverage of Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
“It was tough for her being out of the limelight, but she’s a real battler”
Now BBC Countryfile Declares: Fish and Chips Are Racist
“It’s the Empire on a plate”
James Bond to be Renamed BAMEs Bond
First movie to be called ‘Dr No Whites’
George Galloway Defeats Freddy Krueger in Scariest Hat-Wearer Poll
“He’s a Nightmare on Downing Street!”
Nike Give England Shirt Another “Playful” LGBTQ+ Makeover
FA: “It’s time the Three Lions played with Pride”
