Russell Brand “Converts to Hamas” So Media Will Forgive Him of Rape Accusations
Comedian and activist Russell Brand has reportedly announced his conversion to Hamas as a bold...
New BBC Chairman: “My Primary Goal is to Find More Things that are Racist”
Samir Shah: “There’s racism everywhere – if you look hard enough”
Farage Holds Referendum to Get the I’m A Celebrity Camp to Formally Leave Australia
Nigel Farage has declared a mini-referendum within the I'm A Celebrity camp to formally depart...
Poll Shows 89% of Red Wall Voters Back Move to “Send All British Politicians to Rwanda”
Support surges to 99% “if it’s a one-way ticket”
Rishi vs Suella Confirmed for UFC 296, with Rishi Convinced His Special Move of “Stabbing People in the Back” Will Win Him the Title
Rishi Sunak and Suella Braverman are set to settle their differences not in the hallowed halls of...
As Home Office Grants Asylum to 50,000 Men Who Fled War Zones, Spare a Thought for the Women and Children Who Stayed Behind to Fight
The Home Office has proudly announced the granting of asylum to 50,000 men who valiantly fled war...
Rishi Reveals Suella Was Fired for Doing What Voters Want Rather Than What the WEF Wants
In a seismic revelation that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Westminster, Prime...
Hitler to Join Harvard Faculty: “According to Critical Race Theory, the Holocaust is OK Depending on the Context”
“It’s the only place I can express my ideas without getting into trouble
Suella to give resignation speech despite being fired: “Actually Rishi, I quit in my head before you finished firing me, so I DID resign”
In a dazzling display of mental gymnastics, former Cabinet minister Suella Braverman has announced...
Two Months On: Queers For Palestine Shocked to Learn There Are Still Zero Queers in Palestine
“We at least thought they’d have found a few non-binary terrorists by now…”
