A literal, physical barrel has been brought in to be scraped by Rishi Sunak’s advisors, just in case it works, sources close to the PM confirm

Archbishop: “Even Beelzebub had some redeeming features”

Former Prime Minister David Cameron is reportedly eyeing a new Foreign Secretary role not for the...

‘I know it’s a bit of a head-scratcher, but we simply loathe anyone who has ever supported us’ – senior Tory

Former Home Secretary said to be recovering with box sets and Ben & Jerry’s

“I wish I’d done it years ago, to be honest”

Labour Party leader Keir Starmer has announced the appointment of none other than Tony Blair as...

“Turns out it was fat from the curry house, and clogged leaves, all along”

“Problem – solution!” declares lifelong “friend of Hamas”