David Cameron Hoping New Government Role Will Be Stepping Stone To ‘I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!’
Former Prime Minister David Cameron is reportedly eyeing a new Foreign Secretary role not for the...
Conservative Party Doubles Down on Openly Despising Own Voters Strategy
‘I know it’s a bit of a head-scratcher, but we simply loathe anyone who has ever supported us’ – senior Tory
Suella Braverman Shocked That a Man Would Lie to Her
Former Home Secretary said to be recovering with box sets and Ben & Jerry’s
Hard-Working Brit Gets First-Ever Luxury Seaside Hotel Stay – After Pretending to Be a Refugee
“I wish I’d done it years ago, to be honest”
Tony Blair Appointed Labour’s Shadow Foreign Secretary: “If the Tories Can Exhume a Has-Been Former Leader, Why Can’t We?”
Labour Party leader Keir Starmer has announced the appointment of none other than Tony Blair as...
Crowdfunder To Fly Free Palestine Activists To Gaza Reaches £4 Million
But no campus liberals yet to come forward to claim prize
Town’s “Climate Emergency” Floods End – As Council Finally Unblocks Drains
“Turns out it was fat from the curry house, and clogged leaves, all along”
Jeremy Corbyn Vows to End Antisemitism in Britain – By Deporting All British Jews
“Problem – solution!” declares lifelong “friend of Hamas”
Pro-Hamas Leftist Who Spent Years Calling Brexiteers Fascists Realizes He’s Sided With Actual Fascists
“Are we the baddies?” asks Dylan
Labour MP Pictured Wearing Hamas Balaclava: “I Was Just Trying to Stop Spreading COVID”
“I don’t support terrorism”