Oxford Dictionary Redefines “Jihad” As “A Term That Means We Just Need To Listen To Muslims More”
“It’s not about war, or anything. It’s about Muslim oppression”
Keir Starmer Plans New Pro-Terrorist Policy to Appease His Party
“In condemning Hamas, I accidentally alienated all the awful people that vote for us” – Starmer
Chaos at Labour’s Halloween Party as Everybody Turns Up Dressed as Jews
“I mean, who else is scarier?”
Owen Jones Condemns Israel for Blockading Gaza and Preventing Missiles from Getting into Hamas Hands
“Their legitimate struggle to kill all Jews must not be impeded.”
Labour Now In Trouble For Not Being Antisemitic Enough
“Keir is finding it a challenge to appeal to our Jewish voters, while not alienating our many supporters who really hate Jews” – Labour spokesperson
Police Abandon Violent Pro-Palestine Protest To Arrest Single Christian Woman Praying In Her Head
Police officers at a heated pro-Palestine protest decided to abandon the chaos of a raging...
Caller Phones In To James O’Brien’s Mystery Hour On LBC And Asks “Why Are You Such A Tosser?”
On LBC's "Mystery Hour," a caller boldly challenged host James O'Brien with the incendiary...
“My First Jihad” Book To Be Read To Primary School Children
“Kids should learn the true meaning of Jihad before they hear misinformation from the bad gammons”, says non binary primary school teacher
BBC Declares Hamas’s Massacre In Israel Was “Mostly Peaceful”
“After decades of oppression, what did they expect?”
Hamas Calls For A Ceasefire In The Labour Party
Hamas has taken it upon themselves to call for a ceasefire in the ongoing civil war within the...
