Disney’s 2026 Snow White Remake Sees Character Addressing Her Privilege And Attending Anti-Racism Training
Disney has announced its latest installment in the woke fairy tale series: "Snow White and the...
Strictly Come Dancing Responds To Allegations Of Cultural Appropriation With New Routines, Including Death Metal And Progressive Trance
The beloved British dance competition show, "Strictly Come Dancing," has decided to tackle...
Hunter Biden Has Successful Meeting With Global Industry Leaders. Later Saddened To Realise, Once Drugs Had Worn Off, That He Was Actually Talking To Several Hanging Coats
Hunter Biden, renowned for his astute business acumen and sharp decision-making, recently had what...
Outspoken Celebrities Demand We Bring Back Face Masks. Names Include The Cowardly Lion From The Wizard Of Oz, Piglet, And Walter The Softy
A coalition of outspoken celebrities has come together to demand the immediate return of face...
Keir Starmer’s Popularity Soars After He “Doesn’t Say Anything For A Few Days”
Labour insider: “Silence is golden for Sir Keir”
Putin To Offer Free Flights For All Political Opponents “To Prove He’s No Tyrant” – KGB Security, Specially-Prepared Food, And “No Pesky” Black Boxes Also Mooted
MOSCOW - In a surprising move aimed at silencing critics and proving his commitment to democracy,...
Liberals Boycott Mug Shot Pasta Because It Reminds Them Of Trump’s Mug Shot
Liberals across the nation are declaring their refusal to eat Mug Shot pasta, claiming it's a...
Natwest-Farage Scandal Latest: Board Defends Decision To Let Rose West Keep Her Account But Cancel Nigel Farage’s
“Rose is a big advocate of a centrally controlled European super state, so she’s a better person”
New Covid Strain To Be Combated By Placing ‘Giant Facemask’ Over Much Of Mainland China
China has unveiled its latest innovation: the 'Giant Facemask.' This gargantuan face covering is...
Londoners Delight As ULEZ Camera Installers Go On Strike
Motorists: “At last, this is a lefty strike we can get behind!”
