“No Toolmakers Left In Vehicle”
Starmer’s car spotted with cheeky bumper sticker
Starmer Sends Message of Unconditional Support for Israel or Palestine
Labour leader Keir Starmer has issued a statement of unconditional support for either Israel or...
George Galloway Says Israel Should ‘Totally Exist’ But Has Fingers Crossed Behind Back
In a move that has left political pundits both bewildered and amused, George Galloway, the...
Green Party Politicians ‘Too Mental’ to Join the Joker’s Squad of Goons
‘Their nuclear policy freaks me out’ says deranged arch-villain
Lib Dems Rebrand as ‘Strategic Vote’ in Bold New Move
The Liberal Democrats have announced a ground-breaking rebrand. Effective immediately, the party...
Tories Claim They’re ‘Not Thinking About’ Reform UK While Constantly Checking Nigel Farage’s Instagram Stories Using Fake Accounts
Members of the Conservative Party have vehemently insisted they’re "not thinking about" Reform UK,...
Keir Starmer Says Nigel Farage Is Welcome to Join Labour
“This Party Is Literally Whatever You Want It to Be – Vote for Me!” – Sir Keir
SNP Ditch ‘Whole Independence Thing’ in Bid to Stay Relevant
‘England is actually pretty cool’ – that bald guy from the debate
Rishi Sunak Desperately Seeks Milkshake Assault in Latest Sympathy Bid
‘Sympathy is my only hope now’
Feminist Who Dedicated Life to Publicly Hating Men Can’t Figure Out Why She’s Single & Childless
“It Just Seems So Unfair – I Blame the Patriarchy!”
