Liberal “Distraught” He Won’t Be Able to Blame the Tories When Everything’s Still Terrible After July 4th
“Britain will still be broken. So who will I blame on X?”
Having Children to Be Labelled “Far Right”
Children are “bad for the environment and take immigrant’s housing, jobs, University places”
Rishi Sunak Found Hiding in Same Fridge Used by Boris Johnson
“After the D-Day Debacle, the PM Needed to Cool Off”
Corbyn: Released Gaza Hostages “Proves Hamas Took Good Care of Israelis”
Former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has commended Hamas for their treatment of Israeli hostages,...
King Plans “Trooping the Coloureds” Parade
In a ground breaking and thoroughly modern move, the King has announced plans for a new parade...
“No More Tory Scum!”
Angela Rayner Launches New Washing Powder Range
Trans Activist Advises D-Day Veteran on How to Fight Fascism
“Today’s Nazis Are No Match for Us Keyboard Warriors!”
BBC Reporter Slams D-Day Veterans for Lack of Diversity
“Where were the veterans of colour? The queers? It was soooo male, stale and pale”
“If Your Dad Was a Toolmaker, Does That Make You a Tool?”
Voter Leaves Keir Starmer Red-Faced on Labour Campaign Trail
Liberal Cat Woman Who Sends 1000 Anti-Brexit Tweets Per Week Horrified by Baby Reindeer
“How did she get so bitter and twisted?”
