“Arise, Sir Nigel!” Farage to be knighted for “services devoted to annoying liberals”
Brexiteer also lauded for “sterling work promoting the brewing and tobacco industries”
Labour pledges: Every King Street in Britain to be renamed Not My King Street
“We must purge imperialist and monarchist values from street names”
Leftists Continually Moaning About GB News Helps Channel Achieve Its Highest-Ever Ratings
In what can only be described as a delicious twist of fate, GB News, the upstart news channel that...
Guardian Fury That “Not Enough BAMEs Nobody Has Ever Heard Of” Invited to King’s Coronation
“Google is your friend!” blasts Diversity & Inclusivity correspondent
Women’s Football “Still Waiting for First Player to Come Out as Openly Heterosexual”
Secret straight admits: “Ours is the love that dare not speak its name”
Black Death To Be Renamed The Death Of Colour To “Eradicate Racist Stigma” In Diseases
Academic: “Racism is a public health crisis”
Tory Delight As Owen Jones Declares: “I’m Backing Starmer!”
CCHQ: “Jonesy has the reverse Midas touch. This gives us 10 points in the Red Wall!”
Fascists Forced To Rebrand As “Far-Far Right” As “Everybody is Far Right These Days”
“They’ve totally diluted our identity” said one actual fascist
Home Office to Step in as James Corden Plans Return to Britain
“We don’t need any more insufferably unfunny, liberal entertainers in Britain. We’re full!”
Diane Abbot Crowned Racist Of The Year 2023
“Stunning anti-Semitism” caught judges eye, with TV’s Dr Shola also highly commended