Celebrity Worried About Weight Gain Dismayed to Be Called “Stunning and Brave” by Guardian
In a stunning turn of events, a well-known celebrity who had been fretting over recent weight gain...
Sadiq Khan To Reintroduce Horses & Carts For A “Greener, More Sustainable Transport For London”
The public’s reliance on fossil fuels was “just a blip” says Mayor
“Arise, Sir Nigel!” Farage to be knighted for “services devoted to annoying liberals”
Brexiteer also lauded for “sterling work promoting the brewing and tobacco industries”
Labour pledges: Every King Street in Britain to be renamed Not My King Street
“We must purge imperialist and monarchist values from street names”
Leftists Continually Moaning About GB News Helps Channel Achieve Its Highest-Ever Ratings
In what can only be described as a delicious twist of fate, GB News, the upstart news channel that...
Guardian Fury That “Not Enough BAMEs Nobody Has Ever Heard Of” Invited to King’s Coronation
“Google is your friend!” blasts Diversity & Inclusivity correspondent
Women’s Football “Still Waiting for First Player to Come Out as Openly Heterosexual”
Secret straight admits: “Ours is the love that dare not speak its name”
Black Death To Be Renamed The Death Of Colour To “Eradicate Racist Stigma” In Diseases
Academic: “Racism is a public health crisis”
Tory Delight As Owen Jones Declares: “I’m Backing Starmer!”
CCHQ: “Jonesy has the reverse Midas touch. This gives us 10 points in the Red Wall!”
Fascists Forced To Rebrand As “Far-Far Right” As “Everybody is Far Right These Days”
“They’ve totally diluted our identity” said one actual fascist
