Home Office to Step in as James Corden Plans Return to Britain
“We don’t need any more insufferably unfunny, liberal entertainers in Britain. We’re full!”
Diane Abbot Crowned Racist Of The Year 2023
“Stunning anti-Semitism” caught judges eye, with TV’s Dr Shola also highly commended
NEU Passes Historic Motion to Appoint a Drag Queen as Head Teacher in Every British School
“We want a Ben Doon in every classroom!” says Union equality chief Ivor Biggun
Guardian Introduces “Go To Work Dressed As A Jew Day” To Tackle Systemic Racism”
“Our intentions are kosher,” says Owen Jones, 14.
Supermarkets Now Forced to Offer “Chest” of Chicken as well as “Breast” of Chicken
In the latest development of food justice, supermarkets across the nation are now required to...
Tony Blair: “Surveillance Will Set Us Free”
London, UK - In a surprising statement today, former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair claimed that...
Laundry Apartheid: Washing Powder Companies Slammed for “Outdated Segregation of Coloureds and Whites”
“These harmful stereotypes are not OK,” says campaigner Daz Persil
As Teachers Announce Strike, Parents Worry Who Will Convince Their Children That They Are Queer Nonbinary Genderfluid Communists
As Teachers Announce Strike, Parents Worry Who Will Convince Their Children That They Are Queer...
Typical Temperatures Cause Climate Anxiety to Rise as Young People Ask: “What Does This Mean?”
In recent news, young people are experiencing heightened climate anxiety as they interpret normal...
Dating App Loser “Identifies as 6’ 3” Millionaire Londoner” in Cunning Bid to Attract Women
“This is my truth,” says Neil Turner, a 5’ 4” plumber from Rotherham
