“We’re Gonna Need More Testicles!”
Australia Suffers Bush Tucker Shortage as Farage Continues on I’m A Celebrity
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Author: Chris Jenkins
Rishi Sunak Changes Name to “Rishi Sunk” by Deed Poll
“After Suella’s letter, it seemed like the right thing to do”
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Gary Lineker’s Accountant Insists He Doesn’t Need to Pay Tax as He’s Not an Employee, He’s a Complex Web of Tax-Exempt Legal Entities Based in the Cayman Islands
Gary Lineker’s accountant is making headlines by boldly asserting that Lineker himself is...
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Leftwing Person Unsure If He Should Support the Women’s Football Team as None of Them Has a Penis
Local progressive and self-proclaimed advocate for equality, Gary Leftington, found himself in a...
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“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
