As Government Offers Jobs to Cross Channel Migrants, Home Office Rebrands People Smuggling Gangs as “Cross Channel Recruitment Consultants”
The Home Office has decided to rebrand people smuggling gangs as “Cross Channel Recruitment...
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Author: Daniel Hercraft
Discovered: Postmaster Who Wasn’t Horribly Persecuted for Years
A small-town postmaster has been discovered who, against all odds, hasn’t been horribly...
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Iowa to Be Renamed ‘St. Donaldsburg’ After Trump Victory
‘Many people say it was always named after Trump’, says Trump
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Dr. Shola Revealed to be Racist White Man Wearing Blackface in an Attempt to Make Black People Look Bad
It has been uncovered that Dr. Shola, the outspoken advocate for racial equality, is, in fact, a...
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Following Threat of Met Police Investigation, Prince Andrew Dresses as Palestinian Protester to Get Them to Leave Him Alone
Prince Andrew has unveiled a brilliant new strategy to evade the looming threat of a Met Police...
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“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
