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Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: “If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!”
King Plans “Trooping the Coloureds” Parade
In a ground breaking and thoroughly modern move, the King has announced plans for a new parade...
Jurgen Klopp to Play Harold Shipman in New ITV Drama
Kop gaffer’s “chilling and uncanny” similarity to Dr Death made him “natural choice for role”
Now It’s “Womb Raider”
Lara Croft comes out as a queer feminist
Non-binary Patient Who Demanded a Free Penis Has It Fitted to His Forehead
Surgeon: “It just felt like the right thing to do”
Labour Promises “A Magic Money Tree for Every Town”
“If elected, your money woes will end – as if by magic!”
Rwanda Plan: Government “Inundated” with Brits Wanting to Leave
“A free house for five years, a £3000 lump sum and guaranteed work? Count me in!”
Meghan Markle “Recovering Well” After Blanket Media Coverage of Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
“It was tough for her being out of the limelight, but she’s a real battler”
James Bond to be Renamed BAMEs Bond
First movie to be called ‘Dr No Whites’
George Galloway Defeats Freddy Krueger in Scariest Hat-Wearer Poll
“He’s a Nightmare on Downing Street!”
Home Office Declares Britain is “Not a Safe Country”
“The world’s most dangerous terrorists have now mostly claimed asylum in Britain”
Met introduces new ‘Friends of Palestine Division’
Huge recruitment surge among Muslims, socialists
- David Lammy to Wear “Poppy for Palestine” at This Year’s Ceremony Event
Foreign Secretary: “From the river to the sea, poppies shall be free” - Woman Jailed for Posting: “I Don’t Really Like Keir Starmer’s New Haircut”
June, 54, gets 20 months for “hairy hate speech” - Reform UK to Be Classed as a Proscribed Terrorist Organization
Starmer: “Nigel Farage is as dangerous as Osama Bin Laden” - Ukraine to Send Troops to Britain to Help Overthrow Communist Dictator
Zelensky: "If I Can Beat Putin, I Can Beat Starmer!" - Dog Who Barked Near Mosque Jailed for Islamophobia
Keir Starmer: "The Bark Was Clearly Racist" - Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a display of ironclad logic, a man proudly sporting a triple-layer facemask took a moment out… Read more: Man Wearing Facemask Calls Trump “Dramatic” for Wearing an Ear Bandage After Getting Shot - Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs
Democrats have launched a scathing attack on former President Donald Trump, accusing him of being “weird” for his… Read more: Democrats Attack Trump for Being “Weird” as He Doesn’t Surround Himself with Obese Naked Transgender Smurfs - Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election
The Conservative Party has launched an all-out search for the ideal candidate to lead them into the next… Read more: Tory Leadership Campaign Searches for the Right Person to Lose the Next Election - Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island
Tommy Robinson has been apprehended by terror police, not for committing a crime, but for the potential to… Read more: Tommy Robinson Arrested by Terror Police in Case He Stops Islamist Hate Preacher from Building a Sharia Militia Training Camp on a Scottish Island - Team USA Unveils New Female Boxing Entrant
“Iron Michaela definitely isn’t Mike Tyson in a wig”
