Lingerie Tycoon Michelle Mone Brings Out Range of “Pants On Fire” – Now You Can Lie About Defrauding the Taxpayer and Feel Sexy!
Lingerie tycoon Michelle Mone has announced her ground-breaking new line: "Pants On Fire."...
UN: “When a Comet Strikes Earth, Black People Will Be Worst Affected”
“The disproportionate impact of people of colour will prove ‘space racism’”
Communist Party to Make Santa Their Mascot: “He Hands Things Out for Free, Doesn’t Respect Private Property, Has a Nice Big Beard, and Only Works in Children’s Fantasies”
The Communist Party has announced that Santa Claus will be their new mascot, citing his uncanny...
London Football Hooligans to Avoid Arrest by Waving Palestinian Flags and Calling for Extermination Of Jews While They’re Rampaging Through London
London football hooligans have reportedly found a foolproof method to evade arrest during their...
COP28 Delegates Push Back Against Plans to Hold the Conference Over Zoom: “Yes, It’ll Reduce the Carbon Footprint, But What About My Taxpayer-Funded Freebies?”
Some delegates preparing for COP28 are resisting the idea of holding the conference over Zoom,...
BBC: “Hamas Only Kidnapped and Raped Israelis to Free Them from an Oppressive Regime”
“It was an act of humanity,” claims BBC reporter
Starmer Makes Plea for Open Borders: “Without Lots of Immigrants, Who Will Vote for Us?”
Sir Keir Starmer, leader of the Labour Party, has made a heartfelt plea for open borders. His...
Climate Scientists Develop New Engine That Runs on Hypocrisy: “As 400,000 Delegates Fly in on Private Jets to an Oil-Rich Country, COP28 Will Power Us for Years!”
Climate scientists have unveiled a revolutionary engine that runs on hypocrisy, and it's set to be...
Keir Starmer Has ‘Iron Lady Makeover’ to Woo Red Wall & Trans Voters
Voter: “TBH Keir looks more like a woman than Eddie Izzard”
Yale University Declares October 7th Hamas Pogrom “A Mostly Peaceful Genocide”
Yale President: “It’s all about context…”
