NatWest Employee Who Actually Likes Nigel Farage Feels Lonely
“I skipped the Christmas party…I knew they’d only be talking about how much they hate Nigel”
BBC Commission ‘At Home With Hamas’ Reality TV Series
Show will focus on the softer side of the proscribed terrorist organisation.
Starmer Tries New Tactic To Appease Anti-Israel Activists in Party
Labour Party leader Keir Starmer has donned a pink hijab in a bid to quell the discontent among...
Steve Bray Named As Poster Boy For New NHS “Just Say No To Booze” Campaign
Slogan: “B***ocks to Breakfast Beers!” cited to launch new “cautionary” stay-sober drive
#RefugeesWelcome Protest Quickly Ends As Bus Load Of Homeless Refugees Arrives
“When we said refugees were welcome, we meant in other people’s homes – not ours”
New ‘None Of The Above Party’ Sweeps To Shock Poll Lead
“None of the above? Where do I sign up!” cry millions of British voters
Anti-racist TV Grifter Admits: “I Need To Pretend Britain Is Racist, Or I’m Out Of Work”
“How else can I get well-paid speaking, writing and appearance fees?”
Petition To Put All Cyclists, Vegans, And Liberals In World’s Largest Clean Air Zone Signed By Every British Motorist
“I hope they live very long and miserable lives,” said carnivorous man who owns four cars
Asylum Seekers Walk Out Of Butlins After Pat Sharp Booked For DJ Set
“Can we go back to Afghanistan, please?”
Virgin Galactic Fundraiser To Send Sadiq Khan Into Space Smashes £1 Million Mark
Donor: “So long as it’s a one-way ticket, I’m all-in!”