Russell Brand Wraps Himself In Epstein’s Client List To Make the Media Ignore Him
The always-controversial Russell Brand has devised a genius plan to divert media attention away...
Putin Insists His Invasion Of Ukraine Is Going “Really Well” As He Spends Day 589 In North Korea Begging For Weapons Made In The ’50s By Starving Communists
Russian President Vladimir Putin has assured the world that his ongoing invasion of Ukraine is...
Rishi Sunak Develops New High-Speed Excuses To Allow Him To Backtrack On HS2 Pledges Faster Than Ever Before
Chancellor Rishi Sunak has unveiled a groundbreaking innovation: a fleet of high-speed excuses...
Sadiq Khan Introduces New £5 Million Unit To Monitor Laurence Fox’s Twitter Account
Mayor: “The number one threat to London right now are Lozza’s tweets!”
Playing The Pub Game ‘Cliff, Marry, Shag’ To Be Made A Criminal Offence Under New Anti-Hate Legislation
Lawmakers have announced ground-breaking anti-hate legislation that will criminalize the age-old...
Vegan Meat Tax Campaigner: “I Just Want Carnivores To Be As Miserable As Me”
“Why should meat eaters have all the fun?”
“Free Electric Vehicle With Every Log Burner” Deal To Tempt Conservatives To Go Green
“It’s all about yin and yang”
Study Proves Sadiq Khan Goes On Foreign Climate Change Jolly Every Time His Policies Bomb
“Be it ULEZ, or the Peckham shop scandal, Khan hops it”
Remainers Furious That Rishi Sunak Extends Ban On Petrol Cars to EU’s Date Of 2035
“This is proof we live in a fascist state”
0.1% Inflation Increase Hailed As “Huge Success” As People Eat Pets & Burn Furniture
Chancellor: “This shows we’ve turned a corner”
