Rishi Sunak Develops New High-Speed Excuses To Allow Him To Backtrack On HS2 Pledges Faster Than Ever Before
Chancellor Rishi Sunak has unveiled a groundbreaking innovation: a fleet of high-speed excuses...
Sadiq Khan Introduces New £5 Million Unit To Monitor Laurence Fox’s Twitter Account
Mayor: “The number one threat to London right now are Lozza’s tweets!”
Playing The Pub Game ‘Cliff, Marry, Shag’ To Be Made A Criminal Offence Under New Anti-Hate Legislation
Lawmakers have announced ground-breaking anti-hate legislation that will criminalize the age-old...
Vegan Meat Tax Campaigner: “I Just Want Carnivores To Be As Miserable As Me”
“Why should meat eaters have all the fun?”
“Free Electric Vehicle With Every Log Burner” Deal To Tempt Conservatives To Go Green
“It’s all about yin and yang”
Study Proves Sadiq Khan Goes On Foreign Climate Change Jolly Every Time His Policies Bomb
“Be it ULEZ, or the Peckham shop scandal, Khan hops it”
Remainers Furious That Rishi Sunak Extends Ban On Petrol Cars to EU’s Date Of 2035
“This is proof we live in a fascist state”
0.1% Inflation Increase Hailed As “Huge Success” As People Eat Pets & Burn Furniture
Chancellor: “This shows we’ve turned a corner”
Oxford Dictionary To Change Definition Of “Diversity” To “Less White People”
“It’s important to move with these inclusive times”
Sales Of Oil-Based Superglue Soar As Rishi Announces Relaxing Net Zero
Just Stop Oil: “We need more oil-based glues to end our reliance on oil”