Oxford Dictionary To Change Definition Of “Diversity” To “Less White People”
“It’s important to move with these inclusive times”
Sales Of Oil-Based Superglue Soar As Rishi Announces Relaxing Net Zero
Just Stop Oil: “We need more oil-based glues to end our reliance on oil”
OFCOM To Introduce New “Death By Firing Squad” Penalty For GB News Presenters
OFCOM, the UK's communications regulator, has announced a bold new initiative to maintain...
Clean Air Zones To Be Renamed “We’re Clean Of Ideas To Fleece You Zones”
“It’s time we came clean: it’s just about tax”
BBC & Sky News Presenters To Wear Black Armbands “To Mark Moment When GB News Beat Them All Day”
“We must never forget our sad loss”
Bill Gates Voted Humanitarian Of The Year By Panel Entirely On His Bankroll
“There’s a million reasons I voted for Bill…”
Labour To Be Renamed “We’ll Say Whatever It Takes To Get Re-Elected Party”
“On Brexit, immigration and trans issues – we stand with all of you!”
Gary Lineker Appointed New OFCOM Chief To “Ensure Editorial And Political Neutrality”
Gary Lineker, the former footballer turned Twitter philosopher, has been named the new chief of...
BBC Distances Itself From Russell Brand To Make Up For Jimmy Savile Scandal
“It’s important we learn from the lessons of the past”
New Campaign Calls For Letters To Newspapers To Be Addressed To “They” Instead Of “Sir”
“This old-fashioned, regressive tradition needs to be abolished once and for all”, a campaigner said.
