After COVID And Epstein, The Elites Take Time Out Of Their Busy Schedule To Deal With Russell Brand
The world's elite, who have been preoccupied with managing the aftermath of the COVID-19 pandemic...
Gary Glitter Regrets Not Criticising the Pfizer Jab So He Can Pretend The Establishment Is Shutting Him Down
Former glam rock star Gary Glitter, best known for his hit song "Rock and Roll (Part 2)," has...
Prosecution Lawyers Will Begin Dissecting Russell Brand’s Statement Of Innocence As Soon As They Can Find the Thesaurus
Prosecution lawyers assigned to Russell Brand's upcoming trial have reported that they're having a...
UK Parliament Chinese Spy Narrowed Down To Two Potential Suspects, Jack Smith And Ling Fei Chow Huang
The UK Parliament has announced that they have successfully narrowed down the search for a...
Russell Brand Announces Plan to Change Gender So He Can Be Sent to a Women’s Prison
British comedian and commentator Russell Brand has declared his intention to undergo a gender...
Study Shows Hypochondriac Liberals And Bank Robbers Are Only Demographics Still Wearing Masks
Researchers have discovered that the only two demographics still wearing masks are hypochondriac...
Sadiq Khan Insists We Must “Always Think Of The Children,” And So Implements China’s One-Child Policy Across London
Mayor Sadiq Khan has announced his latest policy initiative: implementing China's one-child policy...
British Man Claims Asylum In Own Country “To Get A Free House And A Dental Appointment”
“If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em,” says penniless, former hardworking taxpayer
HS2 Completion On Course Before 2029 Deadline With Expected Train Delays Of 5-7 Years At Launch
The much-debated High-Speed 2 (HS2) railway project is reportedly on track to be completed before...
New Covid Booster Will Collab With Supreme To Compel Under 25’s To Take The Jab
The latest Covid booster shot is set to collaborate with streetwear giant Supreme to compel...
