Rumours Reporter Cathy Newman Now Dating Andrew Tate
She is reported as saying, “so what you’re saying is I’m a bad, bad girl.”
Female Prisoner On Death Row Escapes Execution As Unable To Decide On Last Meal. She Is Quoted Saying: “Hmm, What Do You Fancy?”
A female prisoner on death row has managed to escape execution thanks to her extraordinary...
Keir Starmer Finally Announces Policies “Exactly The Same As The Conservatives, But With More Pride Flags”
Keir Starmer, leader of the Labour Party, has unveiled his bold new strategy for winning over...
Left-Wing Activist Not Entirely Sure Why He’s On The Side Of Big Banks And Corporations
“I used to think I was smart and stood up for the little guy, but the big corporations tricked me by putting up some pride flags and using pronouns.”
Suella Braverman’s Relaunched Refugee Barge To Boast New Gym, Hydrotherapy Centre, And Swarovski Interiors
Suella Braverman has announced the relaunch of her "Refugee Barge" project, now with lavish new...
Nigel Farage Announces New Bank with Bus Ad Claiming New Customers Can Withdraw Up To £350 Million A Week
Nigel Farage, the prominent Brexit advocate and former politician, has revealed his latest venture...
Trump Unveils Plans To Create New State-of-the-Art Official Presidential Residence In His Georgian Jail
In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits' heads spinning faster than a CNN...
Joe Biden Claims He Is Fit And Ready To Run For Office Again, Just As Soon As He Finds The Third Deathly Hallow
President Joe Biden has declared his readiness to run for office once more, with one small caveat:...
Disney To Rename 101 Dalmatians “101 Albanians” To Highlight “Racist Tory Immigration Policy”
Disney has announced plans to rename its beloved classic, "101 Dalmatians," to "101 Albanians" in...
Fury As Sadiq Khan Pledges To Cap Upcoming Formula 1 Silverstone Heat To 20mph Limit For A “Cleaner, Greener, More Inclusive F1”
“We can’t have one rule for Lewis Hamilton and one for everybody else”
