President Biden Calls For Calm, So He Can ‘Enjoy Hot Cocoa And A Quick Nappy Nap’
President Biden has taken a break from his busy schedule to call for calm across the nation, all...
Refugee Barge Controversy As Labourers Begin Construction Of ‘Chill Out Zone’
Construction crews on a refugee barge have reportedly begun work on what they're calling a 'chill...
Sadiq Khan Defends 20mph Speed Limit Rollout With Threats To “Make It 10mph If You Keep Whining”
Mayor Sadiq Khan has taken a bold stance on the controversial 20mph speed limit rollout, issuing a...
Disney Announces Body Positive Movie Remake: ‘Beauty and The Beauty’
Disney has announced a groundbreaking remake of the classic "Beauty and the Beast," aptly titled...
Lizzo In Hot Water For Fat-Shaming Her Backup Dancers. Claims “There’s Only Room On The Stage For One Overweight Girl, And I Mean That Quite Literally”
The self-proclaimed advocate for body positivity, Lizzo, is finding herself embroiled in...
Owen Jones Comes Out As Trans-Age, Identifying As A Baby. All Past Behaviour Explained
Prominent left-wing commentator Owen Jones has announced that he's embracing his true identity as...
Thames Water Shut Down After It’s Revealed Graham Linehan Drinks Their Product
Water utility giant Thames Water has been abruptly shut down after reports surfaced that the...
Marcus Rashford Decides To Stop Trying To Dodge Taxes And Instead Just Dive To The Ground Clutching His Ankle When A Tax Inspector Comes Near Him
Footballer and social advocate Marcus Rashford has announced his decision to replace his tactical...
Man Who Voted Leave To Get the Muslims Out Shocked To Find Out That Muslims Don’t Actually Come From Luxembourg
In a twist that could rival even the most unexpected plot twists in political history, a man who...
British Army Astonished By Lack Of Recruitment: “We Don’t Understand It – We Put Lots Of Transgenders In The Adverts And Told Everyone To Feel Bad About Their Country”
The British Army finds itself scratching its collective head as recruitment numbers continue to...