Straight White Man Delighted to Discover That His Mild ADHD Allows Him to Claim Some Identitarian Victim Points
Straight White Man Delighted to Discover That His Mild ADHD Allows Him to Claim Some Identitarian Victim Points
OFCOM SHOCKER: Thousands Of BBC Viewers Complain Coronation Coverage “Wasn’t Racist Enough Against White People”
“Failure to mention slavery every 5 minutes fell well short of liberal expectations”
BREAKING: Sadiq Khan To Hit Red Arrows With ULEZ Charge
London Mayor: “Nobody should be above the law – even if they’re above the ground!”
BBC Countryfile to Champion “Transfarmers” in Rural Diversity Drive
“Transfarmers: they’re heroes in disguise”
Church of England to Rebrand as Church of Climate Change in Bid to Woo Young People
“Archbishop: “None of them believe in God, but we’ve got bills to pay”
ROYAL SHOCKER: More People Back Piers Morgan Over Prince Harry To Be Crowned Next King
YouGov: “We knew the the ginger whinger was unpopular, but this is ridiculous…”
Western Teen Is Alarmed to Discover That Hammer and Sickle on Communist Flag Represent Manual Labour
In a shocking revelation, 17-year-old Max Johnson was horrified to discover that the hammer and...
“How Did Jimmy Savile Get Away with It in Plain Sight?” Asks Nation That Sends Drag Queens into Schools to Teach Children about Oral Sex
In a surprising twist, the nation that sends drag queens into schools to teach children about oral...
New Ben and Jerry’s CEO Surprised to Discover the Social Activism Group Has a Subdivision Manufacturing Ice Cream
In a shocking revelation, the newly appointed CEO of Ben & Jerry's has just discovered that...
Met Police Slammed as Inquiry Reveals 13% of Met Property Still Not Rainbow Coloured
In a stunning revelation that has left many in the LGBT community reeling, an inquiry has...