Guardian Readers Agonise Over Which Side to Take as Fight Breaks Out Between Trans and Muslims
A war of words has erupted between two traditionally progressive groups: transgender activists and...
Trans Men To Be Banned From Men’s Sports As “They’d Finish Last In Every Single Event”
“Biological women coming last would set trans rights back years,” says IOC chief. “Not on my watch!”
Sam Smith Voted FisherThem Of The Year 2023
Judge: “Although TBH, Sam was the only trans angler we could find…”
Vandals & Graffiti Artists Carry “Just Stop Oil” Business Cards to Escape Prosecution.
Career vandal Dave Scrote: “It’s literally a get out of jail card”
Antifa to be classified as “Mostly Peaceful Terrorists”
CIA chief: “Sure, there are a few bad apples – but their diversity is their strength”
Junior Doctors Demand A “One-Off” £2000 Payment So They Can Emigrate To Australia
“It’s only fair that taxpayers pay us to leave the NHS & treble our earnings Down Under” says Junior Dr Richard Head
Civil Servants Asked To Do Work Complain Of Bullying
In a new development that has rocked the foundations of the British civil service, Whitehall...
Diane Abbott Claims Jewish People Weren’t Victims Of Racism Because “They Didn’t Have To Sit At The Back Of The Train To Auschwitz”
In a recent public statement, former British MP Diane Abbott has claimed that Jewish people were not victims of racism during the Holocaust because they did not have to endure segregation on public transportation.
“No Jabs! No Pills! All I Did Was Eat Less & Exercise More!”
Revolutionary diet stuns experts – and is set to be a £multi-billion “game-changer”
SNP Bans Cash In The Attic As Title Deemed “Too Close To Reality” For Sturgeon’s Shamed Party
“This show might bias any ongoing police investigation into alleged financial wrongdoing”
