Labour: Lee Anderson “A Greater Threat to World Peace Than Vladimir Putin”
Stamer: “His Islamophobia is worse than nuclear war”
Biden Tells Crowd He Can’t Recall A Single Instance When His Memory Let Him Down
“I think I’d be aware if I were experiencing memory issues”, the President said.
Muslims Who Converted to Christianity “Change Minds Ahead Hog Roast Fund-raiser”
Vicar: “Maybe they were telling porkies all along?”
Survey Shows White Liberals Who Live in Whitest Parts of Britain Most Pro-Immigration
“Diversity is our strength!” says white man with only white friends
Anti-Racist Grifter Admits: “If Racism Ends, I’m Unemployed”
“So I need to stir it up, every day. Gotta keep the pennies rolling on!”
“London has World’s Best Public Transport!” says Mayor Khan who Commutes in £300,000 Land Rover
Khan: “It’s one limo for me, and one overpriced Tube for you!”
Report: Just Stop Oil “Just Stopped” the Moment Police Started Jailing Them
Met Chief: “It’s a miracle. If only we’d thought of this earlier…”
Labour Party Pledges “To Make Every Month Black History Month” if Elected
“Continually telling voters how racist they are will be a top priority for Sir Keir Starmer”
Sadiq Khan’s ULEZ Extended to Cover Farts
Mayor: “The bottom line is: all noxious emissions must be squeezed out”
Darth Vader Guilty of “Intergalactic Blackface”
Franchise uses “well-worn tropes that black equals bad”
