As Government Offers Jobs to Cross Channel Migrants, Home Office Rebrands People Smuggling Gangs as “Cross Channel Recruitment Consultants”
The Home Office has decided to rebrand people smuggling gangs as "Cross Channel Recruitment...
Humza Yousaf Meets with Turkey’s Leader to Set Up New Heroin Smuggling Routes for His Brother-in-Law
Scotland's Prime Minister, Humza Yousaf, is making headlines for reportedly engaging in high-level...
BBC Drugs Controversy as It’s Revealed That Gladiator Who’s Obviously on Steroids Is on Steroids
BBC finds itself embroiled in a drugs controversy after it was disclosed that the Gladiator who is...
Humza Yousaf Explains Why He’s Invited Erdogan to Scotland Despite Human Rights Abuses: “I Only Care About Human Rights When It’s a Chance to Bash Jews”
Scottish Justice Secretary Humza Yousaf has provided a candid explanation for his decision to...
As Prince Harry’s Latest Libel Case Fails, Judge Tells Him If He Wants Money for Damage to His Reputation, He Needs to Sue Meghan
Prince Harry's latest attempt to salvage his reputation through a libel case has hit a royal...
NATO Official Reveals Russian Plans to Invade Britain: “Just Get On Little Boats and Turn Up. If Anyone Tries to Stop Them, They’ll be Arrested for Russophobic Hate Crime”
In a shocking revelation that has left Brits scratching their heads and eyeing their local...
Trump Pledges to Stop Referring to Himself in Third Person If He Wins 2024 Election
‘They say Trump won’t do it’ – Trump
New Marvel Hero is Brownish Blob with No Limbs or Eyes that Still Kicks Some Serious Ass
Marvel Comics has introduced its latest superhero sensation: a brownish blob with no discernible...
Women to Be Banned from Entering Women’s Combat Sports
‘With all the men involved, it has simply become too dangerous’
Trump Says DeSantis is ‘Totally Forgiven’, Before Plunging Him into Pit of Snakes via Secret Trapdoor
Former President Donald Trump announced that Florida Governor Ron DeSantis was "totally forgiven"...
