Rishi Sunak No Longer Bothering to Change Lightbulbs at 10 Downing Street
‘I’m not sure how long I’ll be here, and they’re the annoying spotlight ones’
Discovered: Postmaster Who Wasn’t Horribly Persecuted for Years
A small-town postmaster has been discovered who, against all odds, hasn't been horribly persecuted...
Ron DeSantis Insists He’s Not Bitter About His Campaign, Before Laughing Hysterically for Slightly Too Long
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis made it abundantly clear that he holds no bitterness about his...
Gary Lineker Deletes Pro-Hitler Post
Match of the Day presenter thought it was just ‘An innocuous news update about the Führer’
Iowa to Be Renamed ‘St. Donaldsburg’ After Trump Victory
‘Many people say it was always named after Trump’, says Trump
Keir Starmer Announces Election Platform: “What Do You Guys Like? We Probably Like That Too, Whatever It Is” – Then Giving Thumbs Up
Keir Starmer, the leader of the Labour Party, unveiled his highly anticipated election platform...
PM Will Make Token Effort Before Handing Over to Starmer, Insiders Confirm
Insider sources have confirmed that the current Prime Minister plans to make a "token effort"...
Rishi Assures Conservative Party He Is Not Seriously Trying to Win Election
PM will make token effort before handing over to Starmer, insiders confirm
Eddie Izzard Changes Back to a Man in Bid to Become More Competent
In a surprising twist of self-discovery, comedian and activist Eddie Izzard has announced that,...
Bill Gates Worried We Aren’t Prepared for Cyber Attack He’s Planning This Year
tech mogul Bill Gates has expressed deep concern that the world isn't adequately prepared for the...
