GB News Revealed as Main Cause of Climate Change
Scientists have declared GB News, the British news network, as the primary culprit behind climate...
Following Success of Removing Immigration Backlog by Granting Asylum to 30,000 People, Tories to Reduce Courts Backlog by Finding Everyone Innocent
Starmer furious: “hey you stole this from me and my approach to grooming gangs!”
Dr. Shola Revealed to be Racist White Man Wearing Blackface in an Attempt to Make Black People Look Bad
It has been uncovered that Dr. Shola, the outspoken advocate for racial equality, is, in fact, a...
Following Revelations that Life Expectancy in Gaza is Better than in Scotland, Humza Yousaf Pledges to Spend at Least 5% of His Time Working on Scotland Instead of Tweeting About Palestine
Humza Yousaf, Scotland's Justice Secretary and social media enthusiast, has announced a...
Trump’s New Year’s Resolution is to Start Speaking His Mind
Former President Donald Trump has declared his New Year's resolution for 2024: to start speaking...
Former Harvard President Claudine Gay Insists Critics of Her Plagiarism Are Racist
“Stealing is part of my culture and anyone who says otherwise is racist. Oh wait…”
Following Threat of Met Police Investigation, Prince Andrew Dresses as Palestinian Protester to Get Them to Leave Him Alone
Prince Andrew has unveiled a brilliant new strategy to evade the looming threat of a Met Police...
Rishi Sunak Didn’t Realise He’d Met Dominic Cummings Due to ‘Bad Eyesight’
Rishi Sunak recently confessed that he failed to recognize his former Downing Street colleague...
Harvard Considers Hiring Someone ‘On Merit’
‘This is uncharted territory for us’
Hillary Clinton Refers to Epstein Client List as the ‘Terminal List’ While Her Friends Laugh Nervously
Hillary Clinton reportedly referred to Jeffrey Epstein's infamous client list as the 'terminal...
