Rishi Sunak Panics, Then Remembers He is Incredibly Rich and Nothing Matters
‘Phew’ – Sunak
Labour Consults Random Bloke in Pub for Better Economic Policies
The Labour Party has decided to tap into the vast reservoir of economic wisdom harboured by the...
Leftwing Person Unsure If He Should Support the Women’s Football Team as None of Them Has a Penis
Local progressive and self-proclaimed advocate for equality, Gary Leftington, found himself in a...
Jeremy Corbyn Says Hamas Are a Terror Group But Has Fingers Crossed Behind Back
Former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has taken a bold step in clarifying his stance on Hamas....
David Cameron Not Allowed to Start Any Referendums
New Cabinet role will focus on destabilising foreign countries only
Keir Starmer Employs Rishi Sunak as Head of Labour’s Election Strategy
‘No one is doing more to defeat the Tories than Rishi. He was the obvious man for the job’ – Starmer
Jeremy Corbyn Handed the Freedom of the City of Gaza by Hamas
“We’re proud to acknowledge Jeremy’s lifelong work to our cause”
Labour Health Spokesman: “Imagine How Much Worse Gaza’s Al-Shifa Hospital Would Be If It Was Privatised”
The Labour Party's Health Spokesman has suggested that Gaza's Al-Shifa Hospital would be in even...
Farage Has Already Stopped Small Boats Arriving on Shore of Celebrity Jungle
Nigel Farage has achieved what seemed impossible: putting an end to small boats reaching the...
Liberals Aim for Peak Pronoun Progress: Himalayas Set to Become They/Themalayas
Navigating the Highs and Lows of Gender-Neutral Geography
